Story of the Day for Friday January 13, 2012
You’re Kidding, Right?
“Behold, I’m sending you out as sheep in the midst of wolves.”
St. John’s University in Collegeville, Minnesota, has a football coach whose methods are . . . different.
John Gagliardi (pronounced gah-LAR-dee) does virtually no recruiting. No player is offered a scholarship. And there are no tryouts. If you want to play, you’re on the team.
Gagliardi doesn’t use a whistle in practice. He never raises his voice. And you’re not allowed to call Coach Gagliardi “coach.” He insists you call him, and all the other coaches, by their first names. His players call him “John.”
The team has no spring practice sessions. There is no compulsory weight lifting. During practice, they run no wind sprints. They run no laps. Matter of fact, they don’t even do calisthenics. (I take that back: they do a couple of workout exercises. One is called “Ear Lobe Stretches” which is followed by the “Nice Day” drill. Players lie flat on their backs to stretch, then lean over and say to a teammate, “Nice day, isn’t it?”).
It gets worse: the team doesn’t have a playbook, and players don’t watch game film. During practice, they use no blocking sleds or tackling dummies. In fact, tackling is NEVER allowed in practice.
You think I’m making this up, don’t you? Well, I’m not. The St. John’s Johnnies are an NCAA Division III school in a highly competitive conference.
The next question is: has this goof of a coach ever won a football game?
Matter of fact, John Gagliardi has won over 470 games – more than any other college football coach in history. His team holds the college record for the most offensive points scored, on average, throughout a season (61 points per game). He has won 27 conference titles, four national championships and is in the NCAA’s College Football Hall of Fame.
When Jesus sends us into the world, his methods are a little . . . different. He doesn’t want us to be fierce lions. It’s almost embarrassing, but he wants us to be a sheep.
Sheep have no offensive strengths. They can’t claw, trample, or bite you to death. Sheep have no defensive power. They can’t outrun savage wolves. They don’t know how to hide. They’re sheep.
Is this Jesus’ method for conquering the world? Going out into a hostile world like a harmless bag of wool?
I’m afraid so.
And yet, Jesus’ sheep have done what mighty armies could not. They have won the hearts of men by the power of God’s love.
Jesus’ method boggles the imagination. That’s why I appreciate John Gagliardi so much. He reminds me that, sometimes, doing the impossible works best.
(copyright by climbinghigher.org and by Marty Kaarre)